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Jan. 5th, 2010 09:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ashleyfanficLet me share with everyone the most absurd fight I've ever heard.
Things to note:
- Britni went to the doctor yesterday and she told her that she had gained 10lbs.
- Adam's computer has been in the bathroom for weeks.
- It's currently 23 degrees outside
Here's what happened:
Around 4 this afternoon, Adam goes into the bathroom across the hall from my room. He's in there maybe fifteen seconds when Brittni walks up to the door, knocks (laughing mind you) and starts asking him if he's masturbating. He says no and she walks away. Two minutes later, she's at the door again, asking the same thing in the same way, he again says no. She walks away again. One minute later she goes back to the door and is trying to look through a crack and says I see you standing up(which brings up the question of why he would be standing up and jerking off. wouldn't it make more sense for him to be sitting down?) and he opens the door and he tells her that he wasn't jerking off, but was trying to pop a pimple on his face. And this thing on his face that he's trying to pop is throbbing and gross and you can tell he was picking at it. So, I think that's all of it.
About an hour later, I'm in my room and I hear Brittni just yelling at Adam and I come out of my room to find Brittni in the sunroom with Adam's computer and she's checking his history and finds that there is porn in the history and she goes completely apeshit mad! At first, she was joking about it, but then she really got mad! Like, ready to hit him mad. She stormed upstairs and told Adam that he could enjoy his hand from now on. So, Adam is just adamant that he wasn't doing that, and usually if he was, he would admit it, cause that's just how he is. But she comes downstairs and gets a beer and goes back upstairs. By the time my parents get home, she's drunk and then proceeds to yell about how she's not even sure she wants to marry Adam because he jerks off. I really think she expected my parents to be on her side, but they were both like "all guys jerk off". My mom went so far to say that "All guys jerk off and if they say they don't then they're lying". Anyway, my parents didn't agree with her, Kristin said it was stupid and that if brad did it then it meant he wasn't bothering her for sex, and I'm like I just really don't care because it's not important.
So, come to find out, she's really upset about the fact that she gained 10 lbs and feels like Adam was looking at thin "bitches" because he's grossed out by her. He told her that wasn't true. She got mad and stormed out of the house and started walking up the road. She called her mom and told her that my mother called her mom a piece of shit, which really set my mom off. My mom will tell anyone what she thinks of them to their face, there's no need to make shit up.
Anyway, now they can't find her. She won't answer Adam's calls, she ran from the car when she saw he was driving and hid somewhere and it's freezing outside.
But this is just stupid. She's never had a problem with him doing it before, because they've joked about it and she really did catch him one day and thought it was funny.
Things to note:
- Britni went to the doctor yesterday and she told her that she had gained 10lbs.
- Adam's computer has been in the bathroom for weeks.
- It's currently 23 degrees outside
Here's what happened:
Around 4 this afternoon, Adam goes into the bathroom across the hall from my room. He's in there maybe fifteen seconds when Brittni walks up to the door, knocks (laughing mind you) and starts asking him if he's masturbating. He says no and she walks away. Two minutes later, she's at the door again, asking the same thing in the same way, he again says no. She walks away again. One minute later she goes back to the door and is trying to look through a crack and says I see you standing up(which brings up the question of why he would be standing up and jerking off. wouldn't it make more sense for him to be sitting down?) and he opens the door and he tells her that he wasn't jerking off, but was trying to pop a pimple on his face. And this thing on his face that he's trying to pop is throbbing and gross and you can tell he was picking at it. So, I think that's all of it.
About an hour later, I'm in my room and I hear Brittni just yelling at Adam and I come out of my room to find Brittni in the sunroom with Adam's computer and she's checking his history and finds that there is porn in the history and she goes completely apeshit mad! At first, she was joking about it, but then she really got mad! Like, ready to hit him mad. She stormed upstairs and told Adam that he could enjoy his hand from now on. So, Adam is just adamant that he wasn't doing that, and usually if he was, he would admit it, cause that's just how he is. But she comes downstairs and gets a beer and goes back upstairs. By the time my parents get home, she's drunk and then proceeds to yell about how she's not even sure she wants to marry Adam because he jerks off. I really think she expected my parents to be on her side, but they were both like "all guys jerk off". My mom went so far to say that "All guys jerk off and if they say they don't then they're lying". Anyway, my parents didn't agree with her, Kristin said it was stupid and that if brad did it then it meant he wasn't bothering her for sex, and I'm like I just really don't care because it's not important.
So, come to find out, she's really upset about the fact that she gained 10 lbs and feels like Adam was looking at thin "bitches" because he's grossed out by her. He told her that wasn't true. She got mad and stormed out of the house and started walking up the road. She called her mom and told her that my mother called her mom a piece of shit, which really set my mom off. My mom will tell anyone what she thinks of them to their face, there's no need to make shit up.
Anyway, now they can't find her. She won't answer Adam's calls, she ran from the car when she saw he was driving and hid somewhere and it's freezing outside.
But this is just stupid. She's never had a problem with him doing it before, because they've joked about it and she really did catch him one day and thought it was funny.