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ashleyfanficDancing with the Stars
as it plays on no less
LIIIIIIIVE!
Brooke is too pretty for her own good.
Kym's boobs are freaking huge! I mean, she has a fantastic body.
Maurice and Cheryl first -- which I'm happy about. I don't like them and I'm ready for them to leave. They're just boring which is what this waltz proves. Some are beautiful and graceful, but he looks really stiff.
YAWN. He got all 7's and I'm sick of them copying Cody with the winner chicken dinner.
Lance and Lacey and next - blah. I hate Lacey. Have I mentioned that? YAY! JOEY AND CHRIS. Don't care much for Chris, but Joey is great. I loved him and his Jives were awesome. Ok, this Jive is actually pretty good. It's not Joey and Kym calibur, but it's pretty good. 27 is about what I expected.
Next upEricaSusan and Tony. Awww, she's shy. She does sexy scenes on TV. CAMERON! Ok, watching their Mambo, she's not doing too bad. She missed a few hand movements. She does seem a bit unsure of the steps, which is weird. Tony and Susan just did the same move where she drops backwards and he pulls her across the floor that Maurice and Cheryl did. Carrie Ann is in a REALLY good mood tonight. I suppose they liked it because it was a little raunchy. Bruno called her on her timing being off. Ok, that's new, Bruno and Carrie Ann fighting. Michael Flatley is too nice, they needed Maks to be on this show. You want controversy, he would have brought it. I think Bruno's going to slap Carrie Ann. Wouldn't be the first person to want to. Can I just say that Samantha should die by a flock of bats pulling her away by her over processed hair? And she asks really stupid questions! 8, 8, 7 -- Bruno with the lowest score. At least Susan is gracious.
Hip hop will be hysterical, I feel.
Brooke and Derek. I loved their Jitterbug. Derek dancing by himself. I wonder if they choreograph as they go along. How confusing if they do. She has a sprained foot. She's going to dance on the foot. Derek cussed. They're dancing after the break, which is weird. Why not let them dance then come back and get the scores instead of introing their package and leaving.
I love whales. I think there should be more shows about whales. Blue Whales, orcas, humpbacks. I really like them. They're protective of their babies. I just don't want to see anything EAT a baby whale. I would have a heart attack. Sorry, that's a weird thought. But the commercial I saw had whales. And the inventor of Febreeze is a freaking genius. I have a feather pillow I can't wash and you know sometimes it gets that drool smell, febreeze makes it go away. YAY! Do you guys think I should recap the commercials? I'm going to do the ones that stick out at me anyway. ;) The mini-wheat guys creeps me out. I mean, technically the kid is eating their bathwater. Does anyone actually WATCH Eli Stone?
We're back. And Brooke and Derek are on the floor. Rumba. Sexy! OKay, they're barely moving and it's hot. HOT. I mean, her body moves in ways it shouldn't. Isnt that the same dress that Karina wore? Can I say that it's weird when it ends they they are like walking off the stage? Michael loved it. Says it took his breath away, intoxicating, and she became the dance. Wow, sounds like she'll get a ten from him. Carrie Ann didn't like it, and felt the injury held her back. She's a bitch from hell. Bruno thinks she smolders and thinks she was under par. She's hurt, people, you gave sympathy to Susan. I thought she was great. Poo on the judges. Okay, that one singer looks like a drag-queen. You know which one I mean. She has a disrupted tendon. So I missed that earlier. I thought she was awesome. Screw the judges. 8, 10, 8. I'm shocked. She got a 10 from Flatley! I do kind of miss Len. He's cranky.
Commercial again? Cloris and Corky do the cha-cha-cha. Hip Hop. Cody-stop be-boxing! Freddie the fun loving dinosaur is damaged. OH NO! T-REX! I love Smuckers jam. TINKERBELL! Disney product placement ;)
We're back. Cloris and Corky - I love Corky. I hate this happened to him. I can't believe it either, Corky. Cloris needs a nap. She doesn't pay attention. Do they just find people from their past and bring them in to talk? Ok, this should be interesting. What a crap song for a cha cha cha. It's so slow, the dance and the song. Well, at least she seems to be getting all the steps tthis time. I mean, Corky is doing the best he can. Bless his heart. that was bad. DON'T VOTE FOR HER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! STOP VOTING FOR HER! She needs to go home. I love Bruno's comment, only one who can sell nonsense as a cha cha cha. Boo could kill her! He's struggling for something nice to say.
I love the BABY COMMERCIALS! Dancing with the stars Wii game is HARD! I mean, I suck!! CMA awards - blech!
We're back LIIIIIVE. 5, 5, 5 well, that's low compared to their scores last week where they tied Lance and Lacey. Samantha is a tool. Hip hop granny seems insulting. Just me.
Cody and Julianne. She has to have her appendix out tomorrow. I read that on the internet. He seems very focused this week, which is good for Julianne. SPRAY TAN! Weird!!! Samba and Julianne is almost naked. I really like it. It's hot without being overt! Again, the song sucks! But I liked it. It was the best Samba this season. Carrie Ann said it was intense, and she liked it. She sees him improving. Bruno thought it was wrong and it wasn't good. Michael - Good news and bad news. Thought he was good but he wasn't convinced that it wasn't his best. Michael Flatley dances tomorrow. Samantha, the bubble headed drone! Edyta dances with Cody next week if she makes it through. He'll have to excuse himself a few times with Edyta, I'm sure. My brothers LOVE Edyta. 8, 8, 7. Bruno has taken over for Len in the hardass department. WOW, Julianne said the same thing I did! So, who's left? Warren and Kym?
They're doing the Rumba!
Plot to kill Obama?! Did I miss something?!?!
Warren and Kym Rumba. Kym is a flotation device now. Loved the Hustle! You're quite pathetic but I still love you. He's so big that I'm afraid this is going to look awkward. Ok, my tv glitched. I actualully liked it although, he did just run across the stage. You know, I think the Rumba is the worst dance for this show. It's slow and I think people don't understand what a Rumba is supposed to look like. The guys always look awkward. The women generally do better at the Rumba. It was what I thought it was going to look like. Michael thought it was entertaining but wanted more dancing. 8, 9, 8 and Warren loved Michael.
Gonna post this before the hip hop routine and do that one by myself.
ETA: I typed this and it made me laugh at how my sick little mind works!
as it plays on no less
LIIIIIIIVE!
Brooke is too pretty for her own good.
Kym's boobs are freaking huge! I mean, she has a fantastic body.
Maurice and Cheryl first -- which I'm happy about. I don't like them and I'm ready for them to leave. They're just boring which is what this waltz proves. Some are beautiful and graceful, but he looks really stiff.
YAWN. He got all 7's and I'm sick of them copying Cody with the winner chicken dinner.
Lance and Lacey and next - blah. I hate Lacey. Have I mentioned that? YAY! JOEY AND CHRIS. Don't care much for Chris, but Joey is great. I loved him and his Jives were awesome. Ok, this Jive is actually pretty good. It's not Joey and Kym calibur, but it's pretty good. 27 is about what I expected.
Next up
Hip hop will be hysterical, I feel.
Brooke and Derek. I loved their Jitterbug. Derek dancing by himself. I wonder if they choreograph as they go along. How confusing if they do. She has a sprained foot. She's going to dance on the foot. Derek cussed. They're dancing after the break, which is weird. Why not let them dance then come back and get the scores instead of introing their package and leaving.
I love whales. I think there should be more shows about whales. Blue Whales, orcas, humpbacks. I really like them. They're protective of their babies. I just don't want to see anything EAT a baby whale. I would have a heart attack. Sorry, that's a weird thought. But the commercial I saw had whales. And the inventor of Febreeze is a freaking genius. I have a feather pillow I can't wash and you know sometimes it gets that drool smell, febreeze makes it go away. YAY! Do you guys think I should recap the commercials? I'm going to do the ones that stick out at me anyway. ;) The mini-wheat guys creeps me out. I mean, technically the kid is eating their bathwater. Does anyone actually WATCH Eli Stone?
We're back. And Brooke and Derek are on the floor. Rumba. Sexy! OKay, they're barely moving and it's hot. HOT. I mean, her body moves in ways it shouldn't. Isnt that the same dress that Karina wore? Can I say that it's weird when it ends they they are like walking off the stage? Michael loved it. Says it took his breath away, intoxicating, and she became the dance. Wow, sounds like she'll get a ten from him. Carrie Ann didn't like it, and felt the injury held her back. She's a bitch from hell. Bruno thinks she smolders and thinks she was under par. She's hurt, people, you gave sympathy to Susan. I thought she was great. Poo on the judges. Okay, that one singer looks like a drag-queen. You know which one I mean. She has a disrupted tendon. So I missed that earlier. I thought she was awesome. Screw the judges. 8, 10, 8. I'm shocked. She got a 10 from Flatley! I do kind of miss Len. He's cranky.
Commercial again? Cloris and Corky do the cha-cha-cha. Hip Hop. Cody-stop be-boxing! Freddie the fun loving dinosaur is damaged. OH NO! T-REX! I love Smuckers jam. TINKERBELL! Disney product placement ;)
We're back. Cloris and Corky - I love Corky. I hate this happened to him. I can't believe it either, Corky. Cloris needs a nap. She doesn't pay attention. Do they just find people from their past and bring them in to talk? Ok, this should be interesting. What a crap song for a cha cha cha. It's so slow, the dance and the song. Well, at least she seems to be getting all the steps tthis time. I mean, Corky is doing the best he can. Bless his heart. that was bad. DON'T VOTE FOR HER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! STOP VOTING FOR HER! She needs to go home. I love Bruno's comment, only one who can sell nonsense as a cha cha cha. Boo could kill her! He's struggling for something nice to say.
I love the BABY COMMERCIALS! Dancing with the stars Wii game is HARD! I mean, I suck!! CMA awards - blech!
We're back LIIIIIVE. 5, 5, 5 well, that's low compared to their scores last week where they tied Lance and Lacey. Samantha is a tool. Hip hop granny seems insulting. Just me.
Cody and Julianne. She has to have her appendix out tomorrow. I read that on the internet. He seems very focused this week, which is good for Julianne. SPRAY TAN! Weird!!! Samba and Julianne is almost naked. I really like it. It's hot without being overt! Again, the song sucks! But I liked it. It was the best Samba this season. Carrie Ann said it was intense, and she liked it. She sees him improving. Bruno thought it was wrong and it wasn't good. Michael - Good news and bad news. Thought he was good but he wasn't convinced that it wasn't his best. Michael Flatley dances tomorrow. Samantha, the bubble headed drone! Edyta dances with Cody next week if she makes it through. He'll have to excuse himself a few times with Edyta, I'm sure. My brothers LOVE Edyta. 8, 8, 7. Bruno has taken over for Len in the hardass department. WOW, Julianne said the same thing I did! So, who's left? Warren and Kym?
They're doing the Rumba!
Plot to kill Obama?! Did I miss something?!?!
Warren and Kym Rumba. Kym is a flotation device now. Loved the Hustle! You're quite pathetic but I still love you. He's so big that I'm afraid this is going to look awkward. Ok, my tv glitched. I actualully liked it although, he did just run across the stage. You know, I think the Rumba is the worst dance for this show. It's slow and I think people don't understand what a Rumba is supposed to look like. The guys always look awkward. The women generally do better at the Rumba. It was what I thought it was going to look like. Michael thought it was entertaining but wanted more dancing. 8, 9, 8 and Warren loved Michael.
Gonna post this before the hip hop routine and do that one by myself.
ETA: I typed this and it made me laugh at how my sick little mind works!