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Jun. 29th, 2009 07:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ashleyfanficDear Shia Labouf,
I hate you. I don't understand why it is that people keep putting you in movies. If you had any true talent you would be a danger to yourself and other people. You are not God's gift. You crapped in the hand that feeds you by dissing Indiana Jones, and you made fun of the Wii, and Nintendo could destroy you! You are not God's gift! You're parents are a joke, not sure you could even call them parents, and you only wish Megan Fox would give you the time of day. Truth is, the hair under her armpits has a better chance of being a good actor than you do.
Choke on it.
Ashley
*~*
Dear Megan Fox,
I get it. You're hot. You know it. The world knows it. But being hot doesn't give you talent. You play the same part in every role you take. You really need to be thankful for Transformers because it made your career. I'm also tired of hearing you bitch and moan about fame. You chose this life, honey, and so you must take all the pitfalls that come with it. In ten years time, they'll have forgotten you, too. There will be someone new, someone hotter, who will draw their eyes away. You would be a beautiful girl if you hadn't destroyed your skin by having tatoos that mean nothing put on your body.
You're slowly becoming trash.
Ashley
*~*
Dear Angelina Jolie,
Yes, it's hard when you're replaced by the newest hottest thing. You're career is slowly falling, and the only thing that's keeping you in the spotlight is your relationship with Brad Pitt. Make no mistake, it's that which has really made you famous. You're the most famous homewrecker in the world. You're being replaced by the younger Megan Fox in just about everything, including the Lara Croft movies, which in my opinion you were born to play. It's okay to be bitter about the fact that you're being replaced, especially by a girl who hasn't shown that she can really act, just run.
So, take heed. I'm sure you'll get tired of Brad and you'll be boinking your next co-star in no time.
Ashley
*~*
Dear Perez Hilton,
Why are you famous? Why does anyone care who you are? Why do you even matter? I realize I give credence to you by even posting this, but you're a joke. When Ashlee Simpson can put you in your place by being a classless human being, that's sad! You try so hard to put up this big bad exterior like you're something, when really, most people wouldn't piss on you to put you out if you were on fire! You're nothing. You've become a joke. Hollywood hates you. Normal people hate you. And the rest don't know or care who you are. You're nothing good. You're why people in this world dislike other people.
You are why middle America fears homosexuals. You're rude, crass, and you think everyone owes you something. here's the thing. Nothing is free. So, you're "freeride" to the top comes at the expense of a girl's sash and crown, and the black eye on your face from getting the beat down you so truly deserve.
Go away,
Ashley
I hate you. I don't understand why it is that people keep putting you in movies. If you had any true talent you would be a danger to yourself and other people. You are not God's gift. You crapped in the hand that feeds you by dissing Indiana Jones, and you made fun of the Wii, and Nintendo could destroy you! You are not God's gift! You're parents are a joke, not sure you could even call them parents, and you only wish Megan Fox would give you the time of day. Truth is, the hair under her armpits has a better chance of being a good actor than you do.
Choke on it.
Ashley
*~*
Dear Megan Fox,
I get it. You're hot. You know it. The world knows it. But being hot doesn't give you talent. You play the same part in every role you take. You really need to be thankful for Transformers because it made your career. I'm also tired of hearing you bitch and moan about fame. You chose this life, honey, and so you must take all the pitfalls that come with it. In ten years time, they'll have forgotten you, too. There will be someone new, someone hotter, who will draw their eyes away. You would be a beautiful girl if you hadn't destroyed your skin by having tatoos that mean nothing put on your body.
You're slowly becoming trash.
Ashley
*~*
Dear Angelina Jolie,
Yes, it's hard when you're replaced by the newest hottest thing. You're career is slowly falling, and the only thing that's keeping you in the spotlight is your relationship with Brad Pitt. Make no mistake, it's that which has really made you famous. You're the most famous homewrecker in the world. You're being replaced by the younger Megan Fox in just about everything, including the Lara Croft movies, which in my opinion you were born to play. It's okay to be bitter about the fact that you're being replaced, especially by a girl who hasn't shown that she can really act, just run.
So, take heed. I'm sure you'll get tired of Brad and you'll be boinking your next co-star in no time.
Ashley
*~*
Dear Perez Hilton,
Why are you famous? Why does anyone care who you are? Why do you even matter? I realize I give credence to you by even posting this, but you're a joke. When Ashlee Simpson can put you in your place by being a classless human being, that's sad! You try so hard to put up this big bad exterior like you're something, when really, most people wouldn't piss on you to put you out if you were on fire! You're nothing. You've become a joke. Hollywood hates you. Normal people hate you. And the rest don't know or care who you are. You're nothing good. You're why people in this world dislike other people.
You are why middle America fears homosexuals. You're rude, crass, and you think everyone owes you something. here's the thing. Nothing is free. So, you're "freeride" to the top comes at the expense of a girl's sash and crown, and the black eye on your face from getting the beat down you so truly deserve.
Go away,
Ashley