ashleyfanfic: (Draco/Hermione)
Alright guys. I mentioned a few weeks back that I wanted to do another 7 ways in 7 days challenge. I believe I've come up with a plot. I'm pretty excited about it!

So, I know [ profile] fangirlyness said she was in and I believe [ profile] bunney said she was too. If anyone else is interested let me know.

Remember this criteria:
- Draco/Hermione
- Your day will be a continuation of the previous days
- Will be smutty
- You will only have one week to write your part (unless you request more time)
ashleyfanfic: (Default)
For those of you that watched the other video, I highly recommend that you watch this one. Thanks to [ profile] jenn490 for sharing this with me. I can't stop listening to it. I have to admit that it's actually REALLY catchy!

ashleyfanfic: (big bang theory - ken can kiss my barbie)
Schedule change:

10:00-11:00 - Computer Applications In Business (ONLINE)

5:30-6:50 - Introduction to Computers and Programming

11:10-12:30 - Personal Financial Planning
12:45-2:05 - Calculus
2:20-3:40 - Business Stats II

This is much better. I'm basically taking the same classes, minus Graphic Design. I can take it next semester when I don't have to worry about Calc and Stats
ashleyfanfic: (Default)
Schedule for Fall

Calculus - 10:20-11:15
Intro to Computer Programming - 5:30-6:50

Computer Applications In Business - 10:20-11:15

Intro to Graphic Design - 8:30-11:00
Business Stats II - 2:20-3:40
ashleyfanfic: (no doubt 05)
I just received this review from someone over at about Beautiful Disaster.

Every year, tens of thousands of women in countries like Nigeria, Iran, India, Pakistan, Yemen, Tanzania, etc are forced to marry men they have no choice over. There's nothing romantic about it. Do you Westerners, with all your choice, think that systems with less choice are somehow exotic and romantic? Stories like this insult women in forced marriages all over the world. Yes, many of those marriages end up ... content, after several years. But if you were to ask even those relatively happy wives if they would have liked to do things differently, they'd say yes. And as for the unhappy marriages - well the women there would just look at you blankly, for their spirit would long have been destroyed. How can you possibly write something like this? Dress it up however you like, you're still putting lipstick on a pig.

I don't really know what to say. I mean, I'm torn between being hurt and insulted. Hurt because I never meant to make a situation like arranged marriage seem romantic. In fact, I never even thought of it. And insulted because that person thought that I would do it purposely.

Talk about killing any initiative I've had.
ashleyfanfic: (ROFL - Entourage)
Another gem from Alabama. This time, only a few miles from my house!!

ashleyfanfic: (Draco/Hermione)
Title: Beautiful Disaster
Author: [ profile] ashleyfanfic
Chapter: 25
Summary: New! Veela!Draco! discovers that his mate is the least likely person on the planet, and the discovery leads him and his father in new directions...
A/N: Thanks to my wonderful beta amethyst18, who is a wonderful writer in her own right. Go read her stuff! It's GREAT!
A/N2: Writing this fic is a complete joy. I thank all of you for taking the time to read it, and to those that review double thank you! :) I hope everyone enjoys this chapter as there are some plot things, but really, it's sort of, okay, a lot smutty.

Chapter 25
ashleyfanfic: (no doubt 05)
So, my dad is home from the hospital with Brittni and Adam. Here's what I found out.

Brittni had 12 stitches to her eye. 4 inside and 8 outside.

Her mom met my dad and Adam up there and she went back and talked to Brittni and convinced her to go to AA with her. Brittni's mom is a recovering drug addict, her husband is a recovering alcoholic, and hopefully, Brittni will stop this now and do what she needs to do. Her mom asked my dad what she had been drinking and my dad said "Liquor of some sort." and Renee was like, "that's how I am. I can drink beer and be fine. When I drink liquor, I go crazy." So, Brittni inherited that from her mom.

Please pray that Brittni can stick with the AA stuff and do what she needs to do to be a better mother to her son.
ashleyfanfic: (no doubt 05)
let me tell you about what has happened here today and tell me whether or not you would be a nervous damn wreck

So, on Friday, Kristin has class at like 8 and Adam and Brad worked. Brittni decided to spend her free time at her grandmother's, sans Landon. Which means we had both babies starting at 9 this morning. I'm already on edge because I'm about to start and EVERYTHING pisses me off

and my mom, who usually takes Prozac to control her craziness hadn't taken her meds in three weeks and she's been snapping at everyone. Well, to make this even more complicated, Jessica, a friend of Brittni's brought her two year old son to come stay with us for the weekend. I told you that, though. I love Gavin, and it would be fine, but he whines and doesn't mind, two things I just can't handle. However he and Landon play well together.

So, by three o'clock we have all three babies. Adam and Brittni come in with bottles of liquor they have hidden in brittni's purse because my mom and dad have told them, specifically her, that they don't want her drinking. She takes meds and it doesn't mix well. Anyway, they start drinking about 5 and my dad gets home and starts cooking around 7

So, he's outside working the grill and adam and brittni come in from the ice cream man where they bought both gavin and landon ice cream and proceed to feed it to them right then. Adam then went upstairs and left them in the living room with my mother. My mom is screaming at Adam to come downstairs and get them because they're filthy, only he doesn't hear her and she has to scream for ten minutes. I've already gone out tehre and tried to fix it, but she wouldn't let me

So then Adam comes downstairs and mom is screaming at him that he's an idiot for giving them popcicles right before they eat. and he didn't see anything wrong with it and kind of argued with her. Well, my dad was inside by this time and told Adam that he was drunk and needed to watch his child. Mom said that gavin was sleeping with them because they gave them ice cream. Adam said no he wasn't he's not his kid and then Brittni STORMS downstairs, throws Landon's green ice cream filled tray on my mother's $700 rug and storms upstairs. Adam then gets into it with Brittni about my mom being a bitch and yadda yadda yadda

So, Adam comes back downstairs and goes outside. Landon is in my mother's room with Gavin and Peyton when Brittni KICKS THE DOOR IN and snatches Landon. She's drunk as SHIT. She was already stumbling around and fell in the floor before all this happened. So, she backs into the corner, holding Landon who is screaming because she's LOST IT! My dad goes over to her to try and explain that she can leave, but she can't take Landon while she's drunk. She goes to hit my dad and hits Landon in the head with her cellphone when she swings and punches my dad in the face.

I ran and got Adam who went outside to smoke a cigarette, and she punched him in the head too. Adam runs inside, Brittni is now holding a crying screaming Landon and is about to drop him in the process of traying to hit adam and my dad again. Brad manages to snatch Landon frpom brittni and runs out of the room and into the bathroom. Adam is not restraining Brittni from behind as they're falling to the floor and she's trying to head butt him with the back of her head and instead she caught her eye on the corner of my dad's nightstand and split it open

now they're at the hospital getting brittni some stitches

my dad took her even though she slugged him in the face
ashleyfanfic: (cubicle hatred)
1) Post a list of up to 2021 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands [fannish etc.] that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favorite character/member from each item.
3) When someone guesses correctly, strike-through the item and put the name of your favorite character next to it.

1. Harry Potter - Harry Potter
2. Dawson's Creek - Pacey Witter
3. Lord of the Rings - Eowyn
4. That 70's Show - Steven Hyde
5. Glee - Puck
6. Big Bang Theory - Penny
7. Sense and Sensability
8. Pride and Prejudice - Elizabeth
9. Star Wars (Original) - Han Solo
10. True Blood - Eric Northman
11. Grey's Anatomy
12. Young Americans - Will Krudski
13. X-men - Gambit
14. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy
15. Angel the Series - Cordy
16. The Monkees
17. Young and the Restless - Billy
18. Ace of Cakes
19. Days of Our Lives - Sami Brady
20. Monk - Randy
ashleyfanfic: (Draco - GQ)
Dear members of the Draco/Hermione fandom,

Please stop using Boyd Hollbrook as Draco Malfoy. Not only is it annoying, but it's insulting to Tom Felton who has played the character of Draco since he was 11 years old. What really pisses me off is when you use all the other actors in the movie, and then you change Draco to Boyd. Are you fucked in the head? I don't understand women who like these little thin waffish boys. Not saying Tom Felton is big or anything, but he doesn't look like a walking coat hanger, either. With his blond hair, especially between HBP and Deathly Hallows, when it was kind of long and stuff, Tom Felton looked like the epitome of Draco Malfoy. He's had some bad wigs, yes, but when it's his own hair, he couldn't look more the part.

So, just to clear it up...KNOCK IT OFF! I'm sick of seeing banners using that ugly guy's image as Draco. If I see a banner with his face on it, I PURPOSELY won't read the fic because you ruin the image of Draco.

To sum up, cut it out and grow up. Tom Felton is Draco Malfoy. Suck it up and deal with it.

Sincerely, and pissed the fuck off,
ashleyfanfic: (Kelso !!!)
This article pisses me off. I understand that the news media has a left lean. I get it. But what irritates me is when you CLAIM to be unbiased and shove your thoughts in as the truth.

This is about the Arizona law. The one which makes it legal for the police officers to arrest someone they find to be an illegal in our country. What people fail to realize is that this was already a NATIONAL law but the NATIONAL government is not enforcing it. Arizona took it a step further and created their own that made it mandatory for them to arrest illegal aliens.

Here's the issue I have. People from other countries, Britain, France, China, all have to go through the proper channels to be citizens. They file work visas and the like and do it the right way. However, the Mexicans are coming into this country at alarming rates. There are statistics that shows that where these illegals set up, crime rises, because groups of them are joining/belong to gangs. So, Arizona did what it had to do to protect those that legally live here.

The solution is not amnesty. It's just not. These people have broken the law so you want to reward them by making them citizens? What kind of fucking sense does that make? Also, do you realize that we're the only country in the world that has the anchor baby law? Meaning that if people from another country have a baby inside this country then the baby is automatically a citizen of the U.S.? It's different elsewhere. If the parents are from the U.S., go into Germany and have a baby, the baby is still considered a U.S. citizen. This law was never intended for this. It was intended for slaves and to make sure that they were seen as property of their owners. It should have been abandoned years ago, but it wasn't.

I know that some of you will disagree with my opinions, but I really don't care. The National Government isn't lifting a hand to help states like Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, and California. The people of Arizona have grown tired of the troubles that the illegal aliens are causing their state and decided to do something about it.

The truth is, there is no real easy, real simple solution for this. You can build a wall, but it won't work. Can't give amnesty because they've already broken the law and to reward them for it is some bullshit. That's like telling someone that robs a house, hey, you broke the law, so we're just going to go ahead and give you all the stuff in it and the house. How much sense does that make?
ashleyfanfic: (Default)
You know, I understand that everyone is in love with Lady Gaga. But really and truly, I think Christina actually beats her in the raunchy song category....

Nasty Naughty Boy - Christina Aguilera

Come here big boy
Ahh, mmmhmm, yeah

You've been a bad bad boy
I'm gonna take my time, so enjoy
There's no need to feel no shame
Relax and sip upon my champagne
'Cause I wanna give you a little taste
Of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

I'll give you some oh-la-la
Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
I got you breaking into a sweat
Got you hot, bothered, and wet
You nasty boy

Nasty naughty boy

Oh baby for all it's worth
I swear I'll be the first to blow your mind
Now if you're ready, come and get me
I'll give you that hot, sweet, sexy loving (loving)

Hush now, don't say a word
I'm gonna give you what you deserve
Now you better give me a little taste
Put your icing on my cake
You nasty boy

Oh no, oh there I go again
I need a spanking, 'cause I've been bad
So let my body do the talkin'
I'll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy loving

Ohh ha!
Come on daddy!
Ohh ohh, ohh ohh oh yeah
Oh yeaah oh, come on, sugar

I got you breaking into a sweat
Got you hot, bothered, and wet
You nasty boy

Nasty naughty boy
Naughty boy

Oh baby for all it's worth
I swear I'll be the first to blow your mind
Now that you're ready, give it to me
Just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

Now give me a little spanking
Ohh, ohh, is that all you've got?
Come on now, don't play with me

Oh give me that hot, sweet, nasty
Boy don't you make me wait
Now you better give me a little taste
Put your icing on my cake
You nasty boy

ashleyfanfic: (Draco/Hermione)
I need entertainment. I'm all caught up reading the fics over at [ profile] smrw_ficafest. I wrote one for it, but won't tell you which one it is since that's against the rules.

Tom Felton is precious (Mugglenet posted something with him in it today). I lurve him.

I'm having to take a mild sleeping pill tonight. Reason is that I've had probably 4 hours of sleep in the last THREE days. Reason being is that I have really weird dreams.

OH! Let me tell you what my mother did. She signed me up for a dating site. And was then surprised when I got mad. It's not that I don't WANT to meet someone, but it's pretty fucking bad when your MOTHER signs you up, right? Anyway, I checked it out and so far, I've been hit on by a guy with a mullet. That doesn't bode well. No mullets. You have to have all your teeth. You should NOT own overalls. And if your name is Bubba, Junior, or Earl, sorry, no go. I wouldn't be able to take you seriously.

In other news, been playing the crap out of World of Warcraft lately. I started a Mage B-elf. She's very pretty. Very squishy, which means she dies easily, but still!

This is a lot of rambling.

The eczema on my legs is TERRIBLE. Like, it's all puffed up and irritated. I put my special lotion on it and now it hurts. :(

My artificial nails popped off today. That sucks. $20 down the drain. *sigh*

I WANT TO BE AT COMIC CON!!! Not only did they have the Harry Potter stuff today, but the Green Lantern was earlier today, which means Ryan Reynolds, and then tonight........THE AVENGERS!!! which means Robert Downy Jr.
ashleyfanfic: (Draco - GQ)
Have I ever told you guys how much I hate the people at The Leaky I mean, like I have a hatred for them that burns. I like the people at Mugglenet for some reason.

However, today, the Leaky people really pissed me off. You're going to go to Comic Con, and basically BRAG because you're there and not even do like the folks from mugglenet, which is give a brief overview of the clips seen, no, they just fucking said "What we just saw blew our minds" REALLY FUCKWIT!? How about you tell us a little about it you cunt?!

I don't usually throw the word cunt around unless I'm really pissed, but come the fuck on. I know you have the ABILITY to record it, because people did it for the drivvel that is twilight last year, so you're going to RUB EVERYONE's nose in the fact that you're there and others are not. See, this is why I hate you.
ashleyfanfic: (Default)
Stole this from [ profile] bunney

1. Go to Google (or Yahoo) and type, "You know you're from (your state) when..."
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you.

"You know you're from Alabama when..."

1. You measure distance in hours. For instance - "How far is it?" "Oh, about ten minutes"

2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. Spring, Fall, and sometimes winter

3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks. Yes, they do

4. Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.What the hell is a shopping cart? ;)

5. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year. Saw it two days ago, as a matter of fact

6. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store. God, I do this all the time!

7. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal. This is mostly true

8. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. Do this one too!

9. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car. Well, my car is new, but my brother does

10. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are. Yep and yep.

11. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.Well, my family is Lebanese and Italian, so we have other spices. But my aunt, those are the ONLY spices she has

12. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

13. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.

14. The local paper covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports. Especially when the state has the College Football National Champions - Roll Tide!

15. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. I don't hunt, but I know people that do and believe this

16. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

17. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm." Again, very true. It makes me laugh to hear people say it's hot when it's only 80 degrees outside

18. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas. This one is soooooooooooo true! I can't tell you how many Decembers and January's we've had where we've had 80 degree weather

19. You know whether another Alabamian is from southern, middle, or northern Alabama as soon as they open their mouth. True, again. People from the middle of the state tend to have thicker accents.

20. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more. Sad but true

21. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin"or off to "Wally World. Walmart is a favorite past time, mainly because there is nothing else to do

22. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather. See number 17!

23. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor If you don't believe this one, go into a restaurant in the south, say you want a coke, and listen to the waitress ask you "What kind?"
ashleyfanfic: (Default)
WOOOO! I have complete Chapter 25 of Beautiful Disaster. I feel a sense of urgency to finish it sometime this year, but it won't happen. I mean, I started writing it in 2004, so it's been six years. I don't know why I have a fire lit under my ass to complete it, but I do. :)


Played Sims 2 for the first time in a long time today. I don't have nearly as much crap loaded for it as I do sims 3, but one of my mods for Sims 3 is outdated and it wants to crash my system. I know which one it is, I just have to find it.


Adam and Brittni are home from their honeymoon and I hate it. I wish they were still gone. It was so peaceful here without them.


When the photographer posts pictures I'll post some for you to see. They should be beautiful. Jaimie takes BEAUTIFUL pictures.


I made dinner tonight. Greek chicken with rice and green beans. If someone ever comes to my house, they eat really well. We are a family that eats well.

However, I'm starting weight watchers tomorrow if anyone wants to do it too and we'll track our progress together.
ashleyfanfic: (Kelso !!!)
Sharing a song find! I LOVE THIS!!

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